Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...