Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.