I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...