An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...