Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...