Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...