stop for a glow worm
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Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
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Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
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Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Go to save my friend
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Learning Chinese terms
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