Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...