10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...