Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...