Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Recently seen
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Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...