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Those raccoons are not luggage
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Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
A nun arrives at the local bar
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I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...