If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.