A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...