Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...