Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...