The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
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?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....