How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
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Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Surgical Error
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Improving fry cooking time
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Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
The twelve days after Christmas
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The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Had any accidents?
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Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...