The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Headline – read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...