Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...