Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...