Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...