Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...