Blonde Quickies
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Redneck Bonanza!
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Stupid Insults 6/31
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If Cray made toasters…
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Criminal steals lumber
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
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Kiss Me The Way You Used To
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He had his own frog horn!
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Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
President
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