Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...