You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...