If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...