The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...