Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....