TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...