The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...