File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...