Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...