Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
University Courses For Women
Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother’sEB102: We...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...