Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...