Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...