Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!