Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...