Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...