Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.