Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...