I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...