Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...