The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...