A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
How to Know where a Driver is from
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What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...