Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...