Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...