A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...