Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...