Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...